Veldenza is not a real company.
This website is satire. It belongs to Crop Dust, a video game.
What this site is
In Crop Dust, Veldenza is the company whose food changes the people who eat it. This website is what Veldenza’s own corporate site might look like: a parody of diet culture and of the companies that sell it. It is written in the company’s voice, and the company believes everything it says about itself, including the parts that make no sense. That is the joke. You should not believe it.
What is not real
Everything here is made up:
- The company. Veldenza, VeldenzaLife and the Veldenza Life Campus do not exist.
- The products. The Veldenza Appetite Program, programmed foods and FREE REFILL are invented. None of them can be bought, ordered or prescribed.
- The research. No study on this site took place. VLA-204 never happened. Its participants, sites and numbers are made up. The study IDs follow an invented pattern and are not real trial registry numbers.
- The institutions. The Veldenza Institute for Appetite and Everyday Nutrition, the Veldenza Partner Nutrition Centres and the Journal of Integrated Satiety Systems are invented.
- The people. Rachael is a character from the game. Everyone else named on this site is invented.
- The places and the time. Croissant Island is a place in the game. The site shows no years on purpose: its events happen in the world of Crop Dust, not ours.
This is not medical information
Nothing on this site is medical advice. The safety information, symptoms and study results describe a fictional product in a story. Do not use them to make decisions about your own health. If you have questions about your health, appetite, diet or any medicine, talk to a qualified health professional.
It is not about any real medicine
The satire is aimed at diet culture in general, not at any real medicine, treatment, company or brand. The side effects on this site are invented and exaggerated for comedy; they describe nothing real. Any resemblance to a real product is unintended.
Your privacy
This site does not use cookies, analytics or accounts. It does not collect personal information, and none of its forms send anything anywhere. Search runs in your own browser.
Images
The photographs on this site are AI-generated images of invented people. They do not show real people, and each one is recorded in the image record kept with the project.
Play the game
Veldenza comes from Crop Dust, a video game. Find it at cropdust.xyz.